READ It Before You SIGN It!
Jordan Kelly • 28 February 2024

How Often Do YOU Sign or Simply Click 'Submit' WITHOUT READING What You're Actually Agreeing To?

You really need to stop doing this.


Here's two reasons from just the last two days of my own life, by way of example (and no, I didn't "submit" to either):


1)  Countdown's (now Woolworths') outrageous and downright freakish privacy-invasive intentions, as tucked away in a dark corner of the "Terms & Conditions" for their new "Everyday Rewards" discount card and the corporation's "Privacy Policy" page on its website.  Even the very liberal New Zealand Privacy Commissioner is unimpressed and sounds a strong warning note (which Woolworths' management seems completely dismissive of):


https://www.thecustomer.co.nz/countdown-s-everyday-rewards-card-your-privacy-don-t-say-i-haven-t-warned-you


2)  At the other end of the business size spectrum, here's this outlandishly unacceptable (to me, anyway) stipulation embedded within a local dog groomer's "T's & C's" that I was expected to sign before my dog would be booked in for a grooming session:


"By signing below, you indicate that you understand and agree to (NAME OF GROOMER'S BUSINESS) terms of service as outlined in full on our website; that you understand and agree to release and hold harmless (NAME OF GROOMER"S BUSINESS), its owners, employees and affiliates from and against any and all liabilities, expenses, damages, and costs (including solicitor fees) resulting from any service provided or injury (including death) to your pet(s) while in our care or afterward."


 If you read that to mean that you can leave your dog with them, and return to collect either a missing dog, an injured dog, or a dead dog, and you can't do a damn thing about it - then you'd be reading it 100% correctly.


And for anyone who's prepared to agree to such an egregious in-advance absolution of all any skerrick of responsibility or consequence for your beloved pet's treatment, safety or life, maybe you just don't love your dog as much as I love mine.


You MUST READ what you sign up to. Whether you feel you have no option because otherwise you'll be refused service, or whether you are put off by having to trawl through pages of online legalese . . . yes, off-putting, but that's exactly what many enterprises rely on, to get away with this totally unacceptable bullshit.

Other News, Reviews & Commentary

by Jordan Kelly 27 July 2026
Fellow Pet Owners & Followers of the Harry Kelly Case . . . and the Collusive Machinations of the Veterinary Sector’s ‘Regulatory’ Environment
by Jordan Kelly 19 July 2026
This Is Harry. Remember His Face, Massey, You Bastards.
by Jordan Kelly 19 July 2026
Jodie Banner, the Information is the Information. Who Do You Need to 'Consult' With, Have It Sanitised By, Re-Engineered By, Strategised By, or Created By, Before You Finally Release Something to Me?
by Jordan Kelly 17 July 2026
The Multiple Hidden Liabilities in Every Massey Referral: What Vets and Pet Owners Need to Know
by Jordan Kelly 15 July 2026
Massey University Council Members: Ya'll Look So Happy. Do You Care that Your 'Massey-Happiness' Certainly Doesn't Extend to those Paying for Your Institution's 'Services'?
by Jordan Kelly 6 July 2026
Is VCNZ Running A Protection Racket to (a) Cover for Licensed Staff It's Mandated to Hold Accountable, or (b) Cover for A Major Veterinary 'Hospital' Operating Its ICU with NO Qualified Veterinarians on its Evening Shifts and Night Shifts, or (c) BOTH? One Month Later . . . VCNZ Won't Answer and Nor Will Massey . . . So What Does that Indicate?
by Jordan Kelly 6 July 2026
Public & Donor Megafunds Not Spent on Fixing the Root Cause of Massey's Veterinary Practices and Ethics Problems. No, No. Spent Working Out How to Shut Me Up About What They Did to My Dog . . . So Other Pet Owners Don't Learn What Goes On At Its 'Companion Animal Hospital'
by Jordan Kelly 4 July 2026
MORAL INJURY OR EQUALLY EVIL? Massey Vet Students on December 1: Were You Deceived . . . or Participants In the Deception? (PART ONE)
by Jordan Kelly 29 June 2026
' Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. ' - Margaret Mead (And with zero doubt, what's going on at Massey University's Companion Animal 'Hospital' Needs A World of Urgent Change . . . to Stop More Pets Being Subjected to Huxley's House of Veterinary Horrors )
by Jordan Kelly 18 June 2026
Bypassing Managerial Stonewalling at AVBC, AVMA & RCVS to Alert Accreditors' Directors of their Directorial Liability Obligations
Show More